Twink turned Daddy Lawyer with an addiction to coffee and an affinity to talk to anyone about anything for hours. Due to his addiction, make sure he has a thermos (or drink) in hand before approaching, or you may lose life or limb to his pettiness.

Need a bobber? Here's your guy! Whether floating on the surface or bobbing for boys, he's got you covered. 

An Asian enthusiast trapped in the desert who like to play whale when let out of her pen. Bessie has an affinity for saving your Grindr photos and recognizing you years later on a different island thanks to his built in bulge recognition system.

Usually late and typical Rican that will make sure you notice she's brown. While not the only one anymore, still feels left out of the ethnic circle and gains attention by broadcasting it. She'll make you feel loved while also giving you the trademarked "Juni pursed lips" stare whenever he thinks anything is sketchy.